Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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