i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
