You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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