we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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