THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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