i would punch a child for taco bell
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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