he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
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