ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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