eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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