Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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