I CAN MOONWALK!
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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