a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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