wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
