Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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