honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.