i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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