similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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