Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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