The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
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He had one of those small greek statue penises
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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