I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
My vagina just recognized that song.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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