Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
My breath smells like gin and sadness
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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