Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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