its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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