we have pet lesbian snakes
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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