I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
ok first of all what the fuck
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