Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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