Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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