but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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