Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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