If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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