we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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