There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
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you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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