i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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