i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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