Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.

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(813): View more from Florida

i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.

(212): View more from New York

i hate you

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(647): View more from Ontario

So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.

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(417): View more from Missouri

So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.

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(214): View more from Texas

Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.

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(631): View more from New York

4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force

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(727): View more from Florida

I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?

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(516): View more from New York

We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry

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