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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  accomplished twins. life is a go

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?

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• (562): View more from California

  I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.

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  If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered

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• (408): View more from California

  It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT

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  PLEASE DON'T

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM

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