The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
