Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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