Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Sorry about my life...
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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