Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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