So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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