no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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