what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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