Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
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I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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