There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
