real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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