Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
