Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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