she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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