We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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