Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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