i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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