I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I look better un-naked...
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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