When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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